Mannnnnnnnnn……….. no one has ever shot their shot like this before….
(via sagihairius)
doing my part against climate change by. not having a driver’s license
(via democraticsenator)
Dude save some for us homely guys
this guy is a better clown than any actual clown
average white man from detroit
(via modmad)
(via wonting)
What if you were dating a moth prince and living in his kingdom and he knew how out of place you felt so he made you dozens of silk dresses and blankets and gave you lots of fuzzy shawls and scarves so you wouldn’t stand out so much and always said you were so beautiful you were glowing and occasionally bump right into your face because it was a little joke and he would pretend you were a light bulb and give you tiny kisses
(via nervousgarbage)
sending out my burger of killing and violence to all my haters. good luck
(via thebootydiaries)
“It takes a huge effort to free yourself from memory.”— Paulo Coelho
you dont choose who you fall in love with or when. one day youre just spending time with someone and suddenly you realize that the slug is watching
(via freetoflythecrimsonsky)
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𖧷 via 𖧷
(via razyos)
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[me, attempting to communicate with the dead] “hey u up lol”
[ouija board spells out “READ AT 11:57 PM"]
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